this blog will going on a indefinite hiatus

why does it feel like when a celebrity has an opinion that makes it official?  like what i’ve been fucking saying this whole time don’t mean shit til i see leo decaf on tv saying the same thing 

i found out what happened to my hermit crab

dicksp8jr:

boazpriestly:

I’m not the only one who was crushed when I learned that the song “Who Let the Dogs Out” isn’t actually talking about the animals, but instead it’s referring to “ugly” women in the clubs, right?

excuse me while i cry

gotitforcheap:

nogdrinker:

that thrust at the end always gets me 

lol i hate when strangers share shit with me like i  give a fuck

i was in walmart trying to buy a money order and these happy go lucky chicks were basically holding up the line with some bullshit

one of them had to run and grab something so we had to wait

and while i’m waiting in line rolling my eyes playing words with friends i look up and the other one is staring at me then she goes “omg everything is so hectic!”

me: …

“yeah just preparing for my friends wedding next week!”

oh how lovely i do not give one fuck shut up

my friend asked me if rooney mara was the human/not human hybrid in splice